May 2013
babyferaligator:
Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
condorn:
Is your name caprisun bc I wanna suck you dry
gallaghersintheimpala:
lettingbeautybe:
gallaghersintheimpala:
teamfreeurl:
gallaghersintheimpala:
do you think wizards have condoms or do you think they like conjure this magic penis shield that prevents sperm from entering the females uterus
expecto patrocum
oh my fuckin god
Fetus Deletus
i think it got better
gwenstefuckme:
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
nooklet:
*guy looks in my direction* *he could be the one by hannah montana starts playing*
